The Ascendants Hack

We were all there that fateful day, where the entirety of Mount Olympus and Atlantis fell prey to the scum of Discord- a hacker who dangled the forbidden fruit before our eyes- the coveted Zeus Pass for only .1 eth - all deceptively coming from our beloved ApeChef's stolen account. Even the wisest and strongest among us fell prey to these lies. And darkness covered the entirety of the server. ..because it was deleted. So there was like, nothing left. But over the course of the next few hours, while we were serenaded by the sexy, ASMR sounds of Arax's voice as he and the team faithfully built back our home, we discovered something about ourselves, about the Ascendants and about life; The Ascendants server was inside of us the whole time; in our hearts... But also in backup files of some bot, thank God, because no one remembers anything anymore. That's why we have servers, people!