Thomasg Series (1/5): Whale Sighting

On this momentous day we learn the new whale that's been buying RPL is thomasg. He leaps from superphiz's Twitter straight into #trading and The Gang™ helps him feel right at home. We share "the dybsy video" and have a laugh. It's strange - to have a connection with this person we've never met before, to feel so familiar yet we know nothing about him, to have so much control over us and didn't even know he existed before this day. Is this what it feels like to be in the presence of a whale?