The Great PERMISSIONLESS Fork

This week the DAO forked over a decision between beach vs pool; with 52% voting beach and 48% voting pool. The Beachers declared that they would shank the Poolies but they're still sleuthing the vote to determine who needed to be shanked. All $BANK was was divided between $POOL and $BEACH. But criticism over the fork has been strong. "The Poll lacked parameters such as Quorum, token weight, timeline, etc. and is invalid." one participant is quoted. Both sides tried to bribe voters with alcohol. In the end, the $POOLies merged with the $BEACHers smoothly over a new, more exciting token, $BDAY! "$POOLies and $BEACHers have a strong community, governance, and styles." a merge rep concluded. "[We're] WAGMI AF!" another said. Whichever side of the poll the voters fell on, the outlook is stronger than ever for BanklessDAO.