Is there a better way to commemorate Hodlercon 2022 karaoke nights in Honolulu than a POAP with a description set to the tune of Garth Brooks's "Friends in Low Places"? Probably, but until we have Million Dollar Validators this is what we get. Time signature 3:24.
Blame it all on my root
My node it won't boot
It's slowing my stream of ether [pronounce eeth-air]
I guess I should go
Sing karaoke with woh
I'm not gonna diagnose this tonight
But to my surprise
EthStaker did advise
'Turn it off and on twice agai-ain'
Well I tried anew
Said 'Vladdy, let's get this through"
and soon I'm on the beacon chaiiiiiiinnn
'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether
Where the banter drowns
And the memes chase my blues away
And I'll be OK
I'm not big on social media
Think I'll slip on down for karaoke
Oh I've got friends with cheap ether
Well the flights were so long
I want sing-along
Let's find GS Studio
Everything's all right
It's hopping tonight
And I'll show myself to the floor
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
When I yelled ETH to the moon
But it'll be high as that guy KuDeTa
When the Merge gets priced in
'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether
Where the banter drowns
And the memes chase my blues away
And I'll be OK
I'm not big on social media
Think I'll slip on down for karaoke
Oh I've got friends with cheap ether
Everybody!
'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether
Where the banter drowns
And the memes chase my blues away
And I'll be OK
I'm not big on social media
Think I'll slip on down for karaoke
Oh I've got friends with cheap ether
[Spoken]
What?
You guys already know what's comin', don't ya?
And you know what?
You're right.
You're exactly right.
What would a karaoke POAP description be without mentioning some of the folks who made it magical?
Because it was only there that you could see LogrisTheBard and DoubtStarsAreFire absolutely nail "I'm on a boat."
And that wasn't the only song; they rocked the mic all night.
But then Spacesider and Tricky_Troll brought the thunder with their rendition of Down Under until Tricky could hardy speak.
And Nixorokish, she could sing it all.
But do you know who couldn't sing? Superphiz. He was majorly flat. Make sure that guy doesn't get this POAP.
Anyway, here we go with the rest of the song.
[/Spoken]
Well, it won't be long
I hope I'm not wrong
But then, I've been right before
Everything's all right
ETH to $10k
And Hodlercon will be back
Hey, I like the meme
Even more the scene
Just wait 'til 2024
I'll head back to the bar
And you can hear me sing
'Cause I've got friends with cheap ether
Where the banter drowns
And the memes chase my blues away
And I'll be OK
I'm not big on social media
Think I'll slip on down for karaoke
Oh I've got friends with cheap ether
Description credits all go to Etereve